Event Manager Mugs

Foot Fetish Bar: Tonight - Wet Sock Contest

"Santa!" "I prefer the title, 'Yuletide Events Manager'."

Event Planner

"Do you mind?"

"Hold up -- there are too many guys in there."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Stadium usher of the month.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Excuse me. Is this seat 27c?'

An audience with an audience!

Democratic convention.

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking