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Event Critic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for event critics—handy, humorous, and designed to keep their coffee as sharp as their reviews. A great way to start their day with a smile.
'Pamplona finally wised up.'
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
Kritik's Korner
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."
'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'
"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"
"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."
Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"
Model United Nations
The Music Critic.
"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"
'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'
A singer being criticised
Annoying xylophone solicitors.
The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.
Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!
Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.
'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'
'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'
TV News is a Lie.
"I know I was ecstatic to get tickets for Glastonbury - it's just that now I realise I have to go."
"Nice, but not Pavarotti''
"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"
Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.
"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
Fascinator
"Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity, if only through the lyrics of a Coldplay song!"
"What do you mean, who are my influences?"
Charlie Chaplin
NEW FALL LINEUP
Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.
Event Critic Mugs Collection
Event Critic Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows featuring clever designs for event critics—perfect for their lounge or office space.
Event Critic Prints
Explore our selection of prints tailored for critics—bring personality and wit to any room with art that appreciates their discerning eye.
Event Critic T-Shirts
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