Current Events Critic Mugs

TV News is a Lie.

'I don't know why I bother to keep up with the news. . . it'll all be the same in a hundred years. . . If I live that long I will save myself a fortune!'

The boy who cried 'Wolf of Mass Destruction'.

Room 4 Rant

"Actually, I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of living in a world of Trump and Putin!"

The end is near!!* *As read on the Internet

The Year in Review... 2020

"Let me get this straight. . . Trump won't even wear a protective mask but he wants us kids to go back to school. . . ?!"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

Fluff Over Crisis.

They're certainly presenting a strong case for atheism.

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Ouch! A broken tooth!! Why the heck did this happen? I know...I'll call Jesse Jackson...he'll know who I can blame!"

"I think that should cover this week's news cycle."

"Look at that. Bloody virtue signalling!"

Sisyphus finally realizes his punishment is not futile.

Finally, Straight Talk on Ukraine

Not Dead yet

Good Ideas, Lousy Execution

Fewer Yemeni Children Would Die if Trump Were to Call them Dogs (Especially the Girls)

The Future of War

Model United Nations

British savings accounts

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Archival Warfare

Government a la Carte

Russia Money Laundering

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."