Evaluation Skeptic Mugs

"Also, that random comment you made three years ago will count against you."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Suggestions box in a toilet.

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Coincidence or What?

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

Weight Gain Denial

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

Please seat to be weighted.

Doing Something About the Weather

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Woman and scales.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Your weight second opinion.'

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"What do the know!"

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

Alternative Accountants

Cats are not as intelligent as you think.

'LIAR!'

"You didn't fill out our customer survey."

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'