European Union Pillows

Nigel Paul Farage

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

Brexit whirlpool

A typical gesture of Merkel.

Brexit Suicide

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

Angela Merkel

In. Out. Shake it all about

Out in the cold

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

The Struggle Over Europe

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Banks held up by Euro umbrellas.

Keep her steady!

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

"But this Brexit is too soft,"

Brexit

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

Angry David Cameron

Euro free zone

'Vive la indifference!'

"Bloody EU! I voted 'leave' and now they really want to let us go?!! Bloody EU!"

"Your German spark plugs won't work in your mini cooper because of Brexit."

Angela Merkel

'I'd sooner vote for the Magna Carta than the E.U. charter !'

Euro-Meltdown

Bertie Ahern

Ursula von der Leyen

Eurocracy

"He refuses to vote in case he gets all the blame."

EU budget deal.

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

Brexit Strategy

Merkel's shadow.

That might not work, EU...