European Football Supporter Gifts

England Fans.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"Uptight End"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Mohamed Salah

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Egyptian Football

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Archaeologists discover a football

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Spot the fur ball.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'