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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Getting to Know You

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Steve McQueen

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Canadian film production

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."