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"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Malfunctioning geyser

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

Speed Dating Disasters

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"Are you blushing?!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"OMG!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"Can the bride refrain from twitching her entire left side?"

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."