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"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Showbiz Awards

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'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Malfunctioning geyser

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"OMG!"

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Speed Dating Disasters

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"Are you blushing?!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'