Eu Debates Aficionado Gifts

David Cameron

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Honest Boris

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Quentin Tarantino

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

Hard Border

Poetry debate

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

Cherchez la femme

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

"We could always plead guilty in a specific and limited way"

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

This IS a polarized electorate!

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."