Eu Debates Aficionado Gifts

David Cameron

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

Honest Boris

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Hard Border

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Poetry debate

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

This IS a polarized electorate!

'Hardly any religion gets into chemistry, quite a bit gets into biology, and we're up to our necks in it.'

"We could always plead guilty in a specific and limited way"

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."