Ethics Ponderer Prints

'You're a selfish b***ard, Lewis! Those stem-cell lines were meant for people who've LOST an organ!'

"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."

Cloning $600: "It just seems wrong to me. I don't think I could live with myself."

'I'm afraid you did commit all these sins, sir. Would you like to see the video?'

"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."

A trash bin with the words "Ethics" written on it.

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

Law Office of Fine & Fine: Legal and Ethical Lines Blurred Here.

'Who knew there was such a fine line between prosperity theology and wretched excess?'

'The court thinks I'm guilty and then I'm innocent. Suppose we let the ethicist for the New York Times decide.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'Does God Seem Far Away?' - 'Who do you think moved?'

Senate Ethics Committee - No Fatties!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

"And one more thing: you don't get to pardon yourself."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Call me?"

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?