Ethical Dilemma Ponderer Prints

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Call me?"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

The Price of Freedom

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Surgical Self-Service

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"

"Don't go there."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'Of course I'm telling the truth. I only lie to people who pay me!'

'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.