Ethics Discussion Mugs

"This is unacceptable. I never take bribes from cheap people."

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'...I used to lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

The Price of Freedom

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Moulting"