Ethical Theorist Prints

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

Hate Platforms

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

The Price of Freedom

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'