Ethical Inquisitor Pillows

Human Stem Cell Research

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Archival Warfare

Slavery Reparations

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

The Price of Freedom

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Memory Content is King

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Man milks a book.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'