Ethical Hunter Mugs

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

Hunters in a forest.

"Naw, they're not like us – they don't feel pain."

"I hunt only for food."

'At least with traditional fox hunting, I have a chance! With poisoned baits however...'

'Yo, Philip! He claims he hunts only for food, not sport. Do we care?'

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

'We always wanted to have a mounted deer head but loathe the thought of animals being harmed.'

Hunter with pop-gun instead of rifle.

Deer in the crosshairs

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Others will fight for you

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

View to the Future

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

A boy who loves cows/burgers