Ethical Decision-making Pillows

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'