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'I miss the evildoers.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Moon's Portaloo.

Seances of the future

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Serious business

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'Existential truckstop'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Wait, there you are. I was spelling it wrong."

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."