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"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Keep fit.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"Don't get excited. She's just warming up!"

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Banana

Your brain on the couch vs. your brain on exercise.

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II