Eternal Waiters Prints

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"Never stop learning"

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

'Even after death you must pay a tax - the sin tax, , ,'

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

"What's good here?"

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"

'But I'm not ready to retire!'

'...I'm taking 9 months off between the end of the summer hols and the start of my gap year...'

'I'll never get out of the third grade -- They keep raising the retirement age.'

"My son's going back. Have you anything for a 78 year old."

'You know, some day I must decide what I want to be when I grow up.'

'We learned in school today that you learn something new every day, but I don't believe it!'