Eternal Realist Mugs

Start their day with a mug that celebrates their pragmatic outlook. Our 'Eternal Realist' mugs blend clever humor and practicality, making every coffee break a moment of acknowledgment.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'I tried being deluded by optimism. That didn't work.'

'I tried being deluded by optimism. That didn't work.' mockup

'I tried being deluded by optimism. That didn't work.'

from $19.00

'Oh my God. I love it!'

from $19.00

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond." mockup

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

from $19.00

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....' mockup

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

from $19.00

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists. mockup

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

from $19.00

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

from $19.00

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

from $19.00

This is forever... till death do us part...

This is forever... till death do us part... mockup

This is forever... till death do us part...

from $19.00

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

from $19.00

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.' mockup

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

from $19.00

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery." mockup

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

from $19.00

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

from $19.00

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

from $19.00

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?" mockup

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

from $19.00

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.' mockup

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

from $19.00

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

from $19.00

Pensioner's Romance

from $19.00

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.' mockup

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

from $19.00

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'" mockup

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

from $19.00

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle." mockup

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

from $19.00

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago. mockup

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

from $19.00

Damned if you do...

from $19.00

"Die alone"

from $19.00

"No one rides off into me anymore." mockup

"No one rides off into me anymore."

from $19.00

Internal Clocks.

from $19.00

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.' mockup

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

from $19.00

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'." mockup

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

from $19.00

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week mockup

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

from $19.00

How coal creates jobs

from $19.00

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!' mockup

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

from $19.00

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get." mockup

"You can be anything!". . . "Take whatever you can get."

from $19.00

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.' mockup

'Love gets the credit, but money makes the world go 'round.'

from $19.00

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man." mockup

"Basically, I'm trying to live long enough to experience eight women for every man."

from $19.00

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.' mockup

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

from $19.00

Eternal Realist Mugs Collection

Eternal Realist Pillows

Check out our 'Eternal Realist' pillows—ideal for adding a humorous, grounded touch to any cozy space.

Eternal Realist Prints

Browse our 'Eternal Realist' prints to bring a clever and realistic vibe into your decor—thoughtfully designed statements for every room.

Eternal Realist T-Shirts

Discover our range of 'Eternal Realist' t-shirts, designed for those who love to wear their honesty and wit proudly.