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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Old frat boys.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Damned if you do...

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

"See? I told you it would be more fun settling our differences over a few drinks."

'He was competitive to the very end.'

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

'Al was competitive to the end!'

"He's the life and body of the party"

Early Tailgate Parties.

Early Devonian Era Xmas Songs

'But I'm not ready to retire!'

"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

Democrat and Republican birthdays

"There's just nothing new under the sun."

"I understand he's here on a business trip."

'My Terry's like a big kid. He's probably playing arcade games somewhere.'

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

Parties for people who'd rather be talking to anyone other than whom they're talking to.

They called him the Olympic Flame because he never went out.

'Um... no. I don't think so.'