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'On a positive note, video of the incident has gone on to become an internet sensation.'

'Normally, I'm not an optomist, but in this case the glass is half full.'

'ETERNITY-with my varicose veins?'

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

T. Kelso - Optimist. 'I understand he's in gread demand as a dinner speaker.'

You're only as old as you feel!

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"With increased class sizes, I'm making more friends."

"On a positive note, we'll walk out of here half an inch taller."

"Think positive and only good things will happen..."

"Come out from under the bed, Dear, I'm sure this year will be much better than the last one!"

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

The Eternal Optimist: Smiley Face grocery bag in the garbage, saying, 'Thank You'.

"At least we've got plenty of time to catch up with the obituaries!"

"I wasn't expecting the clouds to be so sticky."

We'll look back and laugh!

"It's not for sale."

"I know that some good will come out of this."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Cupid

"I'm an optimist."

"On the plus side it's nice and warm here."

Optimists Live Longer.

'But on the positive side, our slide into oblivion has been a great learning experience.'

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

"Well WE have to be optimistic about the future - WE have to spend our entire lives in it."

'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Still, we're lucky to have jobs.'

"The best thing about being unemployed is that everything's above your pay grade!"

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "