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'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Six Thinking Hats

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Infinity Tavern

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"Things are looking up!"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."