Eternal Kid T-Shirts

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'No no, old age dosen't stop me from horsing around...'

'When are you going to grow up, Colin?'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

This is forever... till death do us part...

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

Rubber Ring

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

Still living with parents....

"They grow up so slow."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."