Eternal Jam Session Lovers Pillows

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Plum jam...

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Around the piano

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'I play heavy metal.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

'Now you tell me that you're only a doctor of music!'

Cottage Industry

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Guitarist

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Homemade Jam.

"Play dead!"

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

"Can Roger come out and improvise?"

'In tonight's dumbed-down concert, everything will be played very slowly.'

'Why Henry... you naughty little devil!'