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'Even after death you must pay a tax - the sin tax, , ,'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Branson space shot

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"Eternity isn't so bad - as long as I can keep track of how my earthly investments are doing."

'Put the teeth away. I'm the Audit Fairy.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"Be careful - these things have consequences. Tax consequences."

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

Eternal Revenue Service. Now I understand why you can't take it with you.

"Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line...for eternity!"

'WHAT??! 3.695.897 euro for the pizza delivery service??!'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"Sin tax? I love it."

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

Old dogs and new tricks? It's all rubbish, you're never too old to learn! That's how you stay young at heart...

"How many more years of graduate school support do you need, son?"