Essential Worker Appreciator Pillows

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

New Marvel Heroes

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Employee of the month...

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

Coronavirus

Thank You to Vaccinators

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

"One of you I like. The other one, not so much."

Remember I said, think outside the box.

"Have a nice day"

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

Coronavirus Warriors