Essential Worker Appreciator Pillows

"And this is the Ward where you'll be working."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

The fierce urgency of now - and how to avoid it.

New Marvel Heroes

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

Employee of the month...

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

'The negotiations were really tough this year...but the good news is that we managed to hang on to ALL the extra work!'

"One of you I like. The other one, not so much."

Coronavirus

"My glass is half empty"

Remember I said, think outside the box.

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

Thank You to Vaccinators

"Have a nice day"

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

Thanks, Heroes!

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .