Essential Work T-Shirts

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Storm in the out tray

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Burning the midnight oil.

Can do...No can do

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Here and There Trays

Work Parfait

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Working hours.

"Morning, all!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'