Espresso Epicurean Mugs

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

Coffee Menu

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Michel Roux Jr

"Call this cordon bleu?"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Abstract Espressoism

Coffee love

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Our five-course dinners start with denial, followed by anger, bargaining, depression and finally acceptance.'

'...and that concludes this seminar on healthy living. Now, if anyone cares to join me, I'm off to that new place down the street for some steak and a few beers.'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"Take me to your barista."