Escort Pillows

"Mrs Hamilton Creighton the third, and gigolo."

'Mona, must you bring your work home with you?'

'I've asked you not to call me at work.'

'...Mrs Hamilton-Creighton the third and gigolo...'

'Look, another sexual advance!'

'A margarita, to take out please.'

'I think I'd respect you more in the morning if you didn't charge me!'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'They all want to play the star.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Dialogue

If nobody had invented graphics

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"