Escort Pillows

"Mrs Hamilton Creighton the third, and gigolo."

'Mona, must you bring your work home with you?'

'I've asked you not to call me at work.'

'...Mrs Hamilton-Creighton the third and gigolo...'

'Look, another sexual advance!'

'A margarita, to take out please.'

'I think I'd respect you more in the morning if you didn't charge me!'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'They all want to play the star.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Dialogue

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"