Error Message Enthusiast Mugs

'For an English translation of what the tech support person says, press 2...'

"...This computer will self-destruct in 10 seconds"

'It's fixed now, but technical support doesn't want you to touch the computer again.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"My dad ate my homework."

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

"I can't help the fact he's fallen in love with the barmaids poodle."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"I'm all out of answers! Get me my book of excuses!"

'Not tonight, Rodney - I have to delete e-mails.'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"I have bad knees."

"I put catnip on my homework. I think he'll eat it!"

Room for Error

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'84% of our losses are due to accounting errors.'

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

You worry too much

'You have got a computer worm!'

An Excellent Excuse.