Ergonomics Awareness Day Pillows

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

National Everything Awareness Day

Lumbar support animal

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Office Ergonomics.

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"Now, now, now, it can't be THAT bad."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Office Ergonomics.

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

'You're very tense today.'

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"My butt is loose!"

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

"See, there it is. Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."