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A rider only just missing a jump

"Horses? What horses?"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

A pony throws its rider.

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

The Enemy

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Cleaning the Horse

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Polo pony

A Few Common Ailments

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Grump Horse and Rider

Riding School Accidents