Equestrian Fashionista Pillows

Rather Smart All Round.

'He just found out his human has invested in some daisy reins.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Daughters on the beach

"I was almost that last year."

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

The Cat Spa

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Cats on the couch.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.