Equestrian Coach Mugs

The Victors

A Girl and Her Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Bumpy Ride

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

Learning to Ride

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

"And tell them to hurry! I'm on horseback."

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

Learner Riders

Riding School Chaos

Poorest understanding of water polo ever. . .

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

Skipping Horse

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

A Little Long Jumper.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.