Equation Escapist Pillows

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Ethics exam cheater.

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Audio Books

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Nervous Oral Testing

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

"Stop the clowning, Johnson. The final isn't going to be all that bad."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Houdini 2019

"Not again!"

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'