Equality Enthusiast Gifts

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"Son, your mother and I, Grandpa Jack, Grandma Kate, Uncle Danny, Aunt Sue, Grandpa Sy, Grandma Jenny, Cousin Rhonda, Tugger, and Sprinkles are gay."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Gender Differences: You can be anything when you grown up...

"Actually, we're just getting started."

"How is it gendered?"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"You look like this sketch of someone who's thinking about committing a crime."

'We expanded the name to satisfy all interest groups.'

"Hands up anyone who thinks we have a problem with DIVERSITY?"

'We're really the same, me and you. Same manufacturer even.'

I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'I've had a ramp installed.'

The white liberal brain

"What a relief."

'Could you please tell me where the nearest level playing field is?'

"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"

Graveyard of Stupidity

Racism in the classroom.

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

Can you spot all five scenarios of discrimination towards people of color? Good luck!

Miss Walker, A Female Politician, 1842

Virginia is for Haters.

Lady sees sign: 'Federal Department of One Law for the Rich, One Law for the Poor'

Woman in wheelchair sees sign in restaurant: 'Please Seat Yourself.'

"Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. There's not a limited supply of 'rights'."

"But my dear we don't treat you differently because you're a WOMAN...We treat you differently because WE'RE MEN!"

"That's sweet. But when did you start becoming so concerned about minorities?"

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

'Stop prejudice - treat everyone equally - hate people as individuals.'

Danae learns of the power of protests: 'Wow...there sure seems to be a lot of angry people every-where.'

"I decided to form a breakaway group." ('Womensa').

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

We're proud to be gay. . . But we're conflicted about it.