Equal Play Advocate Pillows

Free Speech has heavy price.

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Glass Ceiling

Martin Luther King

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Same Sex Marriages.

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"I'll wear a top when you do."

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Black and White: Segregation,

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

Statue of Female Executive

Hypocrisy about poverty

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Human Rights for All

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'