Equal Pay T-Shirts

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Women's day - 'work'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"That's not a company progress chart. That's the bosses salary!"

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Women Possibilities

The struggle for a decent payment.

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"We need to hire more women."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."

"Shame about the ovaries..."

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."