Equal Pay Pillows

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Women's day - 'work'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"That's not a company progress chart. That's the bosses salary!"

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Women Possibilities

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

Where Did My Love Go?

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"Shame about the ovaries..."

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."