Equal Opportunity Crusader Pillows

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Statue of Female Executive

Bureau of Power to the People

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Women Possibilities

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

Sweet Girl Graduates

No means No!

I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

Spiked prison bunk.

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

John Lewis

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Take up thy tents and walk!'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

Sex Equality

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Suffragette with banner demanding "Votes for (middle class) women".

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"And what exactly makes you think you'd be a good fit for our firm."

"Of course we employ the disabled. Halve the staff here are not able to get to work on time, the rest are not able to focus on the job."

Equality

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

'Yes, does the work of two me...or one woman.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

'Diversity is good, pass it down.'