Equal Opportunity Gifts

"I'm all for diversity, so for a change let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

I'm reporting you for discriminating against tall people!

"Why aren't there more presenters with disabilities on the air?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Statue of Female Executive

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Women's day - 'work'

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

"No windows, but there's a glass ceiling."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

'Interesting. Anyone else like to share a 'glass ceiling horror story'?'

Women Possibilities

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'I'm an equal opportunities employer, Mr Moore, but I would expect you to shave before an interview.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Sweet Girl Graduates

"Personally, Figgis, I'm all in favour of your new gender identity, especially as we can now pay you 30% less."