Epitaph Aficionado Prints

Segregated gravestone: 'Did not work well in groups.'

Superman, aka, 'Man of Steel' Rust in Peace.

"Gail Webb 1939 - 2014 'Next time bring a sweater... just in case.'"

Too Much SOY

In a cemetery a man's gravestone reads: Ran Out Of Survival Tips.

Grave marker: 'Died, Nov. 20, 2006, in order to devote 100 percent of his time to being dead.'

He always was a tad impatient.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Punctuation Police

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"He was a very good boy."

Why we need poetry. . .

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'