Epistemology Pillows

A candidate for a job in scientific research being tested for whether she is too impressionable for unbiased independent thinking.

'We must construct our own large hadron collider so that we can obtain results that are consistent with our cultural heritage.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Tut and Carmen.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Skeptic Tank.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Pyramid catflap...

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Sphinx Food

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"