Epidemic Humorist Gifts

"Oh no - another American has Ebola. They're sending him back to the U.S...What would you do if it were me?"

Swine flu.

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

Comicron

Lend me your ears

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

The Organic

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

They're behind me aren't they?

The trap

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Virtual Beach

Decontamination

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

Social distance queue starts here

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Mask Autumn

Do what you can to flatten the curve