Epic Tales Pillows

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Warrior Woman

Siegfried and the dragon

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

J. R. R. Tolkien

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Knights of the bedside table.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Mom dwarves.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.