Epic Saga Aficionado Mugs

Sauron's Sore Eye

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Warrior Woman

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Wotan with eye patch

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Virgil

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Homer

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

Valkyrie.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

'I know he'll win; he's my stockbroker. He can beat anything, except the S & P 500.'

Don Quixote

"It's an epic novel about a guy who's trying to sell his car."

"Luke, come over to the light side."

"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."

Pamina cries over Tamino

Then Satan First Knew PainAnd Writhed Him To and Fro. (Paradise Lost).

John Keats.

In the old room

Mega Corp Pictures. A Batman musical? "Riddler on the roof"!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Nine

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).