Epa Official Pillows

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Who's got the hammer?"

The Greek Trampoline

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

social services cuts

The Struggle Over Europe

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

Federica Mogherini

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

Grexit

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

EU in a cul-de-sac?

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

The Brexcalibur

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'