Epa Official Pillows

'Very impressive, gentlemen.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Who's got the hammer?"

The Greek Trampoline

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

The Ukraine, Europe and Fascism.

social services cuts

The Struggle Over Europe

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Federica Mogherini

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

VW scandal

They Always Say That

'The trouble with electing a man on horseback is that somebody has to clean up after him.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

The Brexcalibur

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Grexit

EU in a cul-de-sac?