Envy Studies Mugs

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Evil Exams!

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Penguin

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"It's not what you think."

Study more to pass more tests.