Envy Studies Mugs

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Evil Exams!

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Penguin

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"It's not what you think."

The hummingbird's hum.

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